"It's a very delicate ecosystem that doesn't tolerate overdevelopment."

"Do you have any idea what it took to be born into this family?"

"What do you say we go play cow persons and indigenous native Americans?"

"I've lined the entire ceiling with tin foil to ward off spy planes."

"My Dad says there are no stupid questions, but he can't seem to answer any of the smart ones."

"Now I'll ask you each to step forward and receive your Zagat's guide so you can begin to plan your careers."

"Looks like a bridge and tunnel crowd to me."

"So these are the good old days?"

"Honey, our little snookums is going off to college."

"Some day I'll meet a girl who appreciates my style."